wow, someone stop me, I've lost my mind

post 3. I had to take the "what country are you" test. Even though I don't like their rationale, I'm proud of the results:

You're the United States of America!
You were probably a big bully in school, and odds are that you're still a big bully. You make promises that you break, you manipulate everyone around you, and you're awfully materialistic. On the other hand, you're pretty inventive and have a really good sense of justice. You just never get around to applying the idea of justice to yourself. Incredible potential remains yours to take advantage of.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid